Things May Or May Not Explode
Considering that for the moment I’m the only person actively contributing to Boxing Uwe Boll AND keeping in mind that I start my graduate program this fall, chances are you’ll be seeing a steep decline in content on this site in the near future. No worries, I’ll be hard at work redirecting my focus toward education reform so that I can prevent future versions of myself from flooding the Internet with snarky, joyless movie reviews. Sort of like how Batman prevents people from running around the city, punching people by running around the city and punching people. So, in a way, you can call me a modern day superhero only instead of facing down crime syndicates, I will be confronting the real world crime syndicate that is America’s children.
Anyway, none of this matters. What does matter is that while the written content on this site might be seeing a decline, the stuff I’m doing over at Everything Will Explode should* continue unabated. What’s the stuff I’m doing over at Everything Will Explode? you (hopefully) ask. Well, I’m glad you asked that (because you totally did ask that). Allow me to show you a few of my personal favorites:
So, yeah, I pretty much just take two movie titles, mash them up together (as long as the first word of the second title is the last word of the first title, allowing for some exceptions) and that’s basically it. There are plenty more over at the site, some more successful than others. Currently they go up every Tuesday and Thursday. I’m always open to suggestions and you can submit them to me here. Additionally, considering I’m pretty much a novice when it comes to Photoshop, should you be so inclined, I would also be willing to accept your own poster creations, assuming they’re up to snuff (and I’m sure they would be). You would get the credit, of course. But until that time comes, I’ll churn these out as steadily as I can.